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The RoFo FÚTBOL BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser. Made of lightweight food-grade quality plastic, Linear Low Density Polyethylene (PET). Weights approximately 1½ pounds EMPTY, and about 5½ pounds FULL. Holds and dispenses around 67.6 fl oz, roughly 6 - 12 fl oz glasses of refreshment (6 Pack/Pint). Now that’s using your offensive and defensive head. While worn on an individual’s head, a second person operates it by means of turning the front bottom RoFo FÚTBOL Motific Spigot, dispensing one’s favorite refreshment into a glass or into another person’s mouth.
The RoFo FÚTBOL BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser uses a ratchet suspension system for the best support on an individual’s head. The four point ratchet suspension system, the lining, or also known as a the harness design keeps it balanced, stationary and comfortable while worn on the head that provides a secure seal without fear of it becoming unbalanced or falling off the user’s head. The design helps keep any separate liquid Hot, Cold, and Carbonated while inside the headgear, without affecting the wearer’s head. The lining incorporates a headband and straps that suspend the RoFo FÚTBOL Container from 1 to 1 1/4 inches (2.54 cm to 3.18 cm) away from the user's head. This design provides ventilation during wear.
The RoFo FÚTBOL BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser is a Nonalcohol Beverage Dispenser. This statement protects me against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse.
RoFo FÚTBOL BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser stands for a country’s fútbol accomplishments. Each part represents: pride in team participation, persistence to victory, and a competitive winning attitude. The RoFo FÚTBOL container represents a country. The RoFo FÚTBOL BevDisHeadgear motific spigot‘s two fútbol balls, one represents a country’s region, and the other fútbol represents a country’s city, town, or neighborhood. Fútbol stickers representing each country’s locations can be placed on the RoFo FÚTBOL BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser.
Hello, my name… Randall Flann, RoFo, Mad Randy Flann, Madman Flann, a.k.a. FirkinHead. I am America’s Poor man’s Salvador Dali, Milwaukee, Wisconsin Inventor, who received United States Exclusive Rights: October 19, 1999, U.S. Patent number: 5966743, Office Européen des Brevets (European Patent Office) Publication number: WO9939598 (A1) and the Office de la Proprit Intellectuelle du Canada, an agency of Industry Canada (Canada’s PATSCAN) Official document for the SUBSTANCE DISPENSING HEADGEAR. The patented invention trademark name: RoFo Headgear. Conceived from my initials. Pronounced R?F?. In addition, its world brand slogan: RoFo Headgear – the only hat that gives good head… of foam! The lightweight plastic beverage dispenser holds, transports and dispenses a beverage in a safe, efficient method while worn on the head. To view other various themes stylized RoFo Headgear examine my website: www.RoFoHeadgear.com. RoFo BevDisHeadgears cures Venturesomeness.
Great for Tailgate Parties, Picnics, Football events... or during an intimate Soirée. Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!!! Now, that’s an eco-friendly Green refreshment machine.
RoFo, Madman Flann, FirkinHead, a.k.a. Mad Randall Flann… World’s Most Famous Unknown Person.