The RoFo Headgear beverage dispenser, or RoFo BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser is Multi-disciplinary; its cross-disciplinary capabilities are available when needed. The tool divides into two unique types and means for dispensing content with two distinct intentions: the first: Entertainment; its design represents global major sports and consumer goods icons: Fútbol, Football, Baseball, Motorcycle, Hot Dog, Computer, etc. for the general purchasing population. The second: Practical; the RoFo S.D. (abbreviation for Self-rehydration Device) BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser, or RoFo S.D. BevDisHeadgear beverage dispenser weights approximately ½ pound empty, and about two pounds, when maximum full. The instrument holds and dispenses a refreshment, gelatinous food, and medicine during hands-free ambulation of the individual. Its design application can be implemented in four specifically different, yet similar Doctrines, Ethics and Practicalities: a. Medical, b. Astronautic and Aeronautic, c. Military Installations, and d. Silent Sports. The second intention: Practical… is the crux of this Email. Instrument modifications are inevitable. Use as an inner liner, or as an independent instrument.